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Welcome to the first Fuzzy Memory comic! I want to give an extra special thanks to Tommie Kelly for letting us borrow his guys from Road Crew to help get the Fuzzy Memory set in place. If you haven’t check out his comic yet, be sure to do so, it’s full of great rock/roadie humor and excellent art.
On another note I would like to give a big F.U. to Josh for giving me a script with so much in it to draw on such short notice. I know I ‘asked’ you for an election day strip, but seriously dude, you wanted me to draw HOW MANY CELEBRITIES? FUCK YOU I got it done, even if it is still all pencils.
Now to make a special post to Inanimate
↓ Transcript
FUZZY MEMORY ELECTION SPECIAL
PANEL ONE: Nick stands in front of a mostly empty stage. Several people are in the background putting up props and building the set for what will be Nick's living room for the web comic.
NICK
Good evening. Tonight we here at Fuzzy Memory
would like to take just a moment to talk with you
about this extremely important election that is now
upon us and...wait a minute. Why the fuck would
anyone even care about what I have to say about
the election?
PANEL TWO: Nick looks off panel with a puzzled, angry look on his face. There are workers in the background painting the set walls and putting up some pictures.
NICK
David, why are we even doing this? It's a
bit premature to think we've got any type of
fanbase or notoriety considering this is our
first comic. I'm not exactly a celebrity right now
am I? This is like giving marriage advice to a
fucking toddler.
DAVID (OFF PANEL)
Nick, just read what's on the fucking cards. We
went over this an hour ago. We need to cash in
on this opportunity to reach whatever audience we
have with a real message. There'll be plenty of
time to swear about pop culture and make crude
sexual references to puppets later.
PANEL THREE: Nick returns his attention forward, looking very annoyed. try to show somehow that he's reading off cue cards.
NICK
Sorry about that little outburst. As I was saying, this is
a very important election and voting for the right candidate
may seem like a daunting task for even the most seasoned
of voters. So, to help ease the tension of placing that all important
vote, let's see who some of your favorite celebrities have
decided to endorse.
PANEL FOUR: Nick still standing in the middle of the about half formed apartment set. Above him floats several heads of notable celebrities including Oprah, Hulk Hogan, Ben Affleck as Daredevil, and Garfield.
NICK
In support of Democratic nominee Barack Obama we have
the likes of Oprah, Hulk Hogan, Daredevil the Man Without Fear...
or maybe that's just Ben Affleck, and hell I don't know...let's
say Garfield. Maybe Obama has superior catering in order
to secure the animated feline vote.
PANEL FIVE: Nick is still looking dead center at what we assume are cue cards although he is looking more annoyed. He is in the process of scratching his hair as two movers pass by with a coffee table. Above him are more floating heads or figures including Gov. Arnold, Stallone, Magnum P.I., and Larry Flynt ever in his wheelchair.
NICK
Now on the Republican side, John McCain is being
supported by an interesting group that includes Sly Stallone,
Governor Arnold, Curt Shilling, and Tom Selleck's moustache.
Hell, even Hustler mastermind Larry Flyntt has tossed his
wheelchair in the mix and made a porno chronicling
the day to day affairs of VP candidate Sarah Palin.
Although I'm not entirely sure if that would be considered
an endoresement.
PANEL SIX: Nick throws his hands up in disgust and begins to walk towards that leads to the kitchen and the beginning of our comic.
NICK
You know what? Do whatever the hell you want. Either way
our country is on the verge of a total collapse. Hell,
vote for anyone. Your neighbor. Your dog. Shaq.
I'm tempted to write myself in as a selection. But please,
whatever you do, make sure you stop back next
week for the premiere of Fuzzy Memory. Assuming
the Earth hasn't opened up and swallowed us up by
then. G'night.
PANEL ONE: Nick stands in front of a mostly empty stage. Several people are in the background putting up props and building the set for what will be Nick's living room for the web comic.
NICK
Good evening. Tonight we here at Fuzzy Memory
would like to take just a moment to talk with you
about this extremely important election that is now
upon us and...wait a minute. Why the fuck would
anyone even care about what I have to say about
the election?
PANEL TWO: Nick looks off panel with a puzzled, angry look on his face. There are workers in the background painting the set walls and putting up some pictures.
NICK
David, why are we even doing this? It's a
bit premature to think we've got any type of
fanbase or notoriety considering this is our
first comic. I'm not exactly a celebrity right now
am I? This is like giving marriage advice to a
fucking toddler.
DAVID (OFF PANEL)
Nick, just read what's on the fucking cards. We
went over this an hour ago. We need to cash in
on this opportunity to reach whatever audience we
have with a real message. There'll be plenty of
time to swear about pop culture and make crude
sexual references to puppets later.
PANEL THREE: Nick returns his attention forward, looking very annoyed. try to show somehow that he's reading off cue cards.
NICK
Sorry about that little outburst. As I was saying, this is
a very important election and voting for the right candidate
may seem like a daunting task for even the most seasoned
of voters. So, to help ease the tension of placing that all important
vote, let's see who some of your favorite celebrities have
decided to endorse.
PANEL FOUR: Nick still standing in the middle of the about half formed apartment set. Above him floats several heads of notable celebrities including Oprah, Hulk Hogan, Ben Affleck as Daredevil, and Garfield.
NICK
In support of Democratic nominee Barack Obama we have
the likes of Oprah, Hulk Hogan, Daredevil the Man Without Fear...
or maybe that's just Ben Affleck, and hell I don't know...let's
say Garfield. Maybe Obama has superior catering in order
to secure the animated feline vote.
PANEL FIVE: Nick is still looking dead center at what we assume are cue cards although he is looking more annoyed. He is in the process of scratching his hair as two movers pass by with a coffee table. Above him are more floating heads or figures including Gov. Arnold, Stallone, Magnum P.I., and Larry Flynt ever in his wheelchair.
NICK
Now on the Republican side, John McCain is being
supported by an interesting group that includes Sly Stallone,
Governor Arnold, Curt Shilling, and Tom Selleck's moustache.
Hell, even Hustler mastermind Larry Flyntt has tossed his
wheelchair in the mix and made a porno chronicling
the day to day affairs of VP candidate Sarah Palin.
Although I'm not entirely sure if that would be considered
an endoresement.
PANEL SIX: Nick throws his hands up in disgust and begins to walk towards that leads to the kitchen and the beginning of our comic.
NICK
You know what? Do whatever the hell you want. Either way
our country is on the verge of a total collapse. Hell,
vote for anyone. Your neighbor. Your dog. Shaq.
I'm tempted to write myself in as a selection. But please,
whatever you do, make sure you stop back next
week for the premiere of Fuzzy Memory. Assuming
the Earth hasn't opened up and swallowed us up by
then. G'night.
Great job babe! I really like this one! GET OUT AND VOTE!!! I like it when you draw them by hand! LOVE YOU!
Hey you got away with only having to draw Selleck’s pornstache so I don’t know what you’re complaining about.
I originally wanted to have a very explicit drawing of Palin getting double dipped by Russian diplomats so…but to be fair you might have enjoyed drawing that more. Great job man!
Oh and big shouts out to the Road Crew team for helping move the furniture. Many thanks guys.
well, I might still draw Palin getting double dipped. Then again, I refuse to draw nipples.
Puny man needs to stop complaining and make decision! Ivan does not like the yelling! Ivan is pleased to be seeing Mr Hogan in this comic! Mr Hogan is a true blue American! you Americans should be more like MR Hogan!
It’s a great start, don’t stop there or my fetus will attack you. lol
Very nice use of invective.
I’m glad you like it! there’s a lot more to come!